It just is, okay? Oh my Glob, like, trust me on this; the drama here is so much more math. When I'm not here its like, all the drama is super awful and like, painful and just total lumps but here it's like tooooootes amazing and just like 16 Candles and stuff!

[ She looks up from her game. ]

You know what 16 candles is, right? [ You never know, boys are weird and don't know all the important stuff in life. ]