[because there is no such thing as a 'little' shock for this psi-shield junior counselor, he screams.
stork flails wildly at his face, trying to get it off without actually touching it. when it finally does hit the ground with a plasticky clatter, he grabs the side of his face where it was and stares into the middle distance, expression slightly glazed.
it takes him a second to realize that the spider was fake. also that he does not have to worry about a necrotic bite rotting off half his face. he leans down, picks up the spider, and glances around with a scowl for the perpetrator.]
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stork flails wildly at his face, trying to get it off without actually touching it. when it finally does hit the ground with a plasticky clatter, he grabs the side of his face where it was and stares into the middle distance, expression slightly glazed.
it takes him a second to realize that the spider was fake. also that he does not have to worry about a necrotic bite rotting off half his face. he leans down, picks up the spider, and glances around with a scowl for the perpetrator.]
Not funny.