And the only reason we talk is because you can light things on fire for me. Hello, s'mores. [Dropping his arm, he leans forward, staring at the mac's screen. It's like one of the only pieces of technology around here. They're desperate.

And no wifi to be found, either.] Dude, I could totally take him. He was old and frail and dying. Totally in my league. [He rolls his eyes.]

What are you even doing on there without wifi? Mine's been relegated to a very expensive paperweight with minecraft.