[Not that he was planning to anyway, it was really just an excuse. A distraction if you will. Jack gives this innocent grin.]

Like I'd get struck by lightning. Please, Pitch, like God could harm this pretty face.

[Not that he thought he was totally invincible to the elements, but he'd survived God knows how many hours in the snow until Manny found him when he was a kid. He had to give someone a little credit there.]

I already cleaned up glitter once. Don't tell me another kid tried to turn themselves into a vampire.